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I know all my adoring maggots are going to have a super “happy” new year embracing the perennial rejection and coldhearted cruelty they so richly deserve :)

To help all of you sad sniveling scumbags know your loser place better than ever before, I have some very helpful suggestions for new year’s resolutions that are loser-appropriate - how exciting for you. 

New Year’s Resolution #1 - Embrace Rejection

This one is very important loser and here’s why. It’s in a frightened beta’s nature to try and avoid women as much as possible due to the underlying guarantee of rejection whenever the beta attempts to even befriend a pretty girl, let alone engage her romantically. Betas learn to hide away from women which is generally a good thing and exactly what pretty girls want you to do… By all means loser, you should generally stay home and leave pretty girls alone. But on the other hand, embracing rejection can be very helpful and affirming for the truly irredeemable, lowest of the low sewer-scum such as yourself. It will be very beneficial for you reject to experience rejection first hand so that you can remember that this isn’t fantasy for the bonafide lowlife losers whose cockroach dicks twitch at the sight of perfect pixelized princesses. 

You will allow these real life rejections to fuel your addiction to the limp dick loser lifestyle and you’ll form wonderful memories of the scornful looks and humiliating smirks pretty girls make in your general direction when you so much as attempt to speak to them. You don’t need to ask a girl out to get rejected loser, that complete lack of confidence you possess surely prohibits such things from ever occurring, but you can note the rejection you immediately experience whenever you speak to a girl from now on. You will just know: she does not like you and she wants nothing to do with your ugly little penis. You will seek out this “passive” form of rejection on a regular basis as a truly committed loser for life and it will be the most helpful tool at your disposal when it comes to knowing your low little place and never forgetting it. Yes virgin, true unfuckable rejects for life who have been undertaking some much-needed losers therapy will already understand that eye contact = Rejection whenever it comes to a loser interacting with any woman. The prettier she is, the more profoundly rejected the loser is in the precise moment that his unworthy eyes meet hers, even in the very likely event that the reject only manages to maintain eye contact for a fraction of a second. Everything you’re reading is the gospel truth my broken little beta. Rejection for you is as simple as making eye contact for even a split second with any woman on the face of this earth. That applies tenfold for the pretty girls whose skin crawls at the mere cringeworthy sight of you. Leave them alone the majority of the time, but seek out real life affirmation of what you are on occasion. You have my word, it will be as exhilarating as it is painful. :) 

New Year’s Resolution #2 - Accept Virginity

The vast majority of you are lifetime virgins and rightfully so - your ugly little penis belongs far, far away from any girl’s body. However, some of you may have technically experienced some form of sex with a woman in the past or at least perhaps you thought you did? Well loser, if you’re one of those rejects you’re going to proudly reclaim the virginity that is rightfully yours today and never let go of it as long as you live. It’s this simple loser: If you had “sex” with a woman at any stage in the past, it didn’t count in her eyes because it wasn’t real sex with an adequate man. If it didn’t count to her reject then it didn’t count for you either. You accept that you are a virgin who has never had real sex with any woman (Real implying some sort of satisfaction and sexual desire for you on her part - these are prerequisites for real sex reject and needless to say you do not meet the standard!). Most of you will not have to reclaim your virginity because it was never lost in the first place - if that’s the case then congratulations on knowing your place and having the self-awareness to know what you do and don’t deserve to get out of life. 

New Year’s Resolution #3 - Reject Rub More! 

You deserve a nice comforting reject rub when life stirs up difficult feelings reject, and you’re going to allow yourself this special time all alone with your perfect pixelized princesses who serve as a constant reminder of why you truly are the lowest of the low - even when compared to the regular run-of-the-mill losers who while certainly pathetic in their own right, don’t evoke those strong feelings of disgust and repulsion that women naturally feel in your presence. It must feel good for a loser like you to make a woman feel any sort of physical sensation, even if it is mild nausea at the sad fact of your existence. They’d certainly never touch you, so I guess making their smooth perfect skin crawl and tight toned tummies churn at your sheer unfuckableness could be considered “loser intimacy”, how nice for you :) 

You are going to send all of that septic sludge that dribbles out of your ugly little penis straight to the sewer where it belongs reject - ideally you’ll make your nasties directly into the toilet and flush flush flush, but the truly committed losers may even pay pretty girls to flush their beta spermies away for them ($500 a flush sound fair to you? Of course it does!) and that will be like the most intimate form of “sex” imaginable for a sad little creature such as yourself. 

Perhaps you can also pay pretty girls for a nice brief platonic hug when you’re feeling extra lonely and want some new inspiration for your next reject rub. They could charge you by the second i.e. 5 second hug = $50, 10 second hug = $100, and so on. Naturally they would time it and make sure you weren’t trying to breathe in their pretty aroma when they hesitantly leaned in and suppressed their gag reflex as you made brief physical contact with their tight little bodies that love to get very well acquainted with adequate men free of charge :) 

I know all of these resolution suggestions will be right up the alley of bonafide losers for life, losers who reblog are effectively pledging to make and keep all three of their pussyless reject resolutions for the next 12 months (and beyond!) 

Here’s to 2018 - Year of the Unfuckable Virgin Loser! :)

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